1.
The pizza arrived, but it had canned mushrooms.
2.
You called the pizza parlor to complain and the guy yelled at you.
3.
You find that 40% of the sneakers your factory makes have the left foot insole put into the right shoe and the right insole put into the left shoe. So, you print an L on the underside of the left insole so that factory workers can tell them apart more easily.
4.
The applications being built by your programming team have lots of bugs. So you add extra test cycles and make them longer and more intensive to try to find more problems before you ship.
5.
You ordered mushrooms on your pizza, but you got onions.
7.
Your neighbors make fun of you because your chrome hubcaps aren’t very classy…
8.
But it’s in the shop every two weeks.
9.
…even though they do a great job of protecting the wheels from dirt, which is why you bought them in the first place.
10.
You just got a brand new luxury car that cost a whole lot of money.
